stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

Bleach characters, Katagiri has been resurrected! What is your reaction?

bleachlists:


As requested by thefanwhowaited. :)


Ishida’s mom, Katagiri, has come back to life! Everybody, your reactions?


Ishida: My mother…is alive?


Ishida: So I joined the Quincy army and threw away my life for nothing?


Ishida: YET I’M SO HAPPY THAT I JUST DON’T CARE


Ichigo: See? THIS is why you don’t join the evil army of evil, man!


Chad: Uh…


Ichigo: This is one of the reasons why!


Ryuken: Kanae….on a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you that I let our son join the Quincy army?


Katagiri: I CAN’T SAY I’M PLEASED


(ghost) Masaki: I’m so happy for you, Kanae!


(ghost) Masaki: But, um, if you want to tell me how you did it…


Yhwach: So THAT’S why I’ve had such bad indigestion.


Bazz-B: Another member of the Ishida family, huh?


Bazz-B: I’m gonna be really mad if Yhwach makes her his queen or something!!!


Yuzu: D-do you think our mom will come back?


Karin: Don’t get your hopes up, Yuzu.


Yuzu: I think dad believes it!


Yuzu: Just look at him!


Karin: But he always cries over Mom’s poster like that.


Candice: Another dead Quincy resurrected, huh?


Candice: SERIOUSLY, Giselle, give it a rest already!


Giselle: It wasn’t me!


Kyoraku: Uh, Kurotsuchi? You reviving dead Quincy?


Kurotsuchi: Do I seem like a boring person to you?


Shinji: Might have been Orihime! She can do anything!


Orihime: Um I’m not in the habit of reviving people’s long-dead mothers.


Orihime: Seems…creepy? 


Haschwalth: Enough, all of you. The reason for this event is clear.


Haschwalth: Ishida Uryu’s plans always go awry.


Haschwalth: When he challenged Kurosaki Ichigo to a duel to prove his power, Kurosaki got powerd up. When he went to Soul Society to fight shinigami, he lost his powers. When he bragged about being the last Quincy, he wasn’t. At all. 


Haschwalth: As soon as Uryu Ishida joined the Quincy to avenge his mother’s death, his mother was bound to come back alive.


Haschwalth: Ishida’s plans are so bad they warp the universe.


Yhwach: If you’re mad that I made him the heir, just say so.


Haschwalth:


Haschwalth: I might be a little mad.

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

rabiscosetal:

- Well…we already have the clown..

theyoungdoyley:

Oh hey, it’s me.

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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