As requested by thefanwhowaited. :)
Ishida’s mom, Katagiri, has come back to life! Everybody, your reactions?
Ishida: My mother…is alive?
Ishida: So I joined the Quincy army and threw away my life for nothing?
Ishida: YET I’M SO HAPPY THAT I JUST DON’T CARE
Ichigo: See? THIS is why you don’t join the evil army of evil, man!
Ichigo: This is one of the reasons why!
Ryuken: Kanae….on a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you that I let our son join the Quincy army?
Katagiri: I CAN’T SAY I’M PLEASED
(ghost) Masaki: I’m so happy for you, Kanae!
(ghost) Masaki: But, um, if you want to tell me how you did it…
Yhwach: So THAT’S why I’ve had such bad indigestion.
Bazz-B: Another member of the Ishida family, huh?
Bazz-B: I’m gonna be really mad if Yhwach makes her his queen or something!!!
Yuzu: D-do you think our mom will come back?
Karin: Don’t get your hopes up, Yuzu.
Yuzu: I think dad believes it!
Yuzu: Just look at him!
Karin: But he always cries over Mom’s poster like that.
Candice: Another dead Quincy resurrected, huh?
Candice: SERIOUSLY, Giselle, give it a rest already!
Giselle: It wasn’t me!
Kyoraku: Uh, Kurotsuchi? You reviving dead Quincy?
Kurotsuchi: Do I seem like a boring person to you?
Shinji: Might have been Orihime! She can do anything!
Orihime: Um I’m not in the habit of reviving people’s long-dead mothers.
Haschwalth: Enough, all of you. The reason for this event is clear.
Haschwalth: Ishida Uryu’s plans always go awry.
Haschwalth: When he challenged Kurosaki Ichigo to a duel to prove his power, Kurosaki got powerd up. When he went to Soul Society to fight shinigami, he lost his powers. When he bragged about being the last Quincy, he wasn’t. At all.
Haschwalth: As soon as Uryu Ishida joined the Quincy to avenge his mother’s death, his mother was bound to come back alive.
Haschwalth: Ishida’s plans are so bad they warp the universe.
Yhwach: If you’re mad that I made him the heir, just say so.
Haschwalth: I might be a little mad.